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Handsome Boy Modeling School (sign me up!)

Okay, so shitty punk/ska bands come up with cool band names every so often. Having said that, your hero now has a bionic mouth. Replete with a porcelain crown in the front. This bad boy was a long time coming. For you see, my dental insurance people were all in a tizzy because I've had bond work done on that tooth (it has been cracked since I took a metal bat to the face when I was 8). Why should they pay more? Well the dentist says I've had it re-bonded so many times that it is pointless to do it again. I found this out in January when I told a Chicago dentist I don't really give a shit what he thinks and bond it anyway. Two days later, I cracked it again on a piece of pizza.

Fast forward to now...I am in Iowa with a shiny new tooth. I go back here cos a girl from my hometown has become a dentist and is starting a practice...karma dictates I pass this hefty book of biz her way (about $1500 by the time we got 'r done). Plus she managed to get my insurance company to pony up. So $541 poorer (my co-pay), this donut got made baby!

And my my my is it TOOTHY!

Heading back to Chicago tonight. Am debating acquiring a new winter coat....maybe fur this year?

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