Things that annoy me (October 26 2006)
-Theories about "organizational management" that sound good on paper, but make zero sense in real life
-The rain
-Bands that are more concerned about the clothes they wear than the music they make
-lead pipes
-People who go to bars on Rush and Division and wait in line only to pay a $20 cover, get shitty service and pay too much for drinks to be around "beautiful people"
-People at airports who wait until they are at security to take their change out of their pockets
-The decibel level of the green line in front of my building
-Kevin Federline and anybody who cares what this fucknut is doing with his life
-Madonna's fake british accent, and her pathetic struggle to stay relevant
-People who wear "vintage" t-shirts of Judas Priest, but don't own a single Priest album.
-People who sip on 6 dollar bottles of Yellow Tail whine and think people who drink Miller Lite are "unsophisticated"
-People that have no problem telling you what they make per year, regardless of their understanding of your stature in life
-Girls who claim they "only go to Level because they like to dance" but dress as if they are going to a wedding
-any straight male over the age of 16 that owns Justin Timberlake's latest album
-Any straight male that follows former American Idol contestants careers
-People who say they aren't homophobic but are horrified at the thought of going to Berlin
-People that ride stationary bikes and read magazines as if they are about to fall asleep for an entire hour while peopel are clearly waiting to use their machine
-People who will hold conversations on their phones in movie theaters "because they are only showing the previews"
-American political parties and their complete lack of touch with everyday American issues
-The fact that the only professionals making the laws in our country are professional politicians
-The fact Puff Daddy conveniently gets all nostalgic about Biggie Smalls whenever he has a new album coming out
-The fact Dave Mustaine conveniently hates Lars Ulrich anytime a new Megadeth album or tour is imminent
-Restaurants that say they are open until 9, but if you walk in at 8:45 say they are closed
-People who think the Daily Show is as good of a news source as it is for comedy
-Google's "do no evil" mantra, when they clearly have demonstrated an ample capacity to do such
-People who get drunk and seize the opportunity to talk about religion to their friends
-Mac users that thing everything Windows sucks when their OS has just as many (if not more) bugs than most Windows permutations
-Scions and anybody who drives that boxy van-looking piece of shit they make
Comments (4)
I hate it when people put thier web links in everything.
http://www.powersurge.net
Seacrest Out!
Posted by Nick | October 26, 2006 9:00 PM
Posted on October 26, 2006 21:00
Regarding the Scion:
"It's a fucking box. Not just a box. It's a lunchbox. That's exactly what it looks like. Like it should have a handle on top and maybe a picture of Optimus Prime on the side and a matching thermos."
[source:
http://fasterthantheworld.com/2006/10/post_101.html
]
Posted by chuck | October 27, 2006 10:14 AM
Posted on October 27, 2006 10:14
> -The decibel level of the green line in front of my building
I found it relaxing.
> -any straight male over the age of 16 that owns Justin Timberlake's latest album
I don't own it, but it's popular at my company and I was subjected to it in the boss's car on a trip to Des Moines. It's actually not bad.
> -People who say they aren't homophobic but are horrified at the thought of going to Berlin
How about "people who spring on you midway through a night out on the town that they want to stop in at a gay bar." Dude, if you want to stop by a gay bar you have to tell me in advance so I can prepare, because normally I go out much to shabbily dressed for such an environment. At most regular bars I can take comfort in the expectation that at least half the guys will look about as scrubby as I do, but at a gay bar there's a higher standard for one's appearance and I'd prefer to avoid that embarrassment, especially when I'm not clean-shaven enough to pass for a lesbian."
> -American political parties and their complete lack of touch with everyday American issues
> -The fact that the only professionals making the laws in our country are professional politicians
> -People who think the Daily Show is as good of a news source as it is for comedy
Amen on those, brotha!
> -People who get drunk and seize the opportunity to talk about religion to their friends
Yeah what's with people who get all in an evangelistic mood when they're trashed? That's so weird.
Posted by Anonymous | October 27, 2006 11:01 AM
Posted on October 27, 2006 11:01
> -The decibel level of the green line in front of my building
I found it relaxing.
> -any straight male over the age of 16 that owns Justin Timberlake's latest album
I don't own it, but it's popular at my company and I was subjected to it in the boss's car on a trip to Des Moines. It's actually not bad.
> -People who say they aren't homophobic but are horrified at the thought of going to Berlin
How about "people who spring on you midway through a night out on the town that they want to stop in at a gay bar." Dude, if you want to stop by a gay bar you have to tell me in advance so I can prepare, because normally I go out much to shabbily dressed for such an environment. At most regular bars I can take comfort in the expectation that at least half the guys will look about as scrubby as I do, but at a gay bar there's a higher standard for one's appearance and I'd prefer to avoid that embarrassment, especially when I'm not clean-shaven enough to pass for a lesbian."
> -American political parties and their complete lack of touch with everyday American issues
> -The fact that the only professionals making the laws in our country are professional politicians
> -People who think the Daily Show is as good of a news source as it is for comedy
Amen on those, brotha!
> -People who get drunk and seize the opportunity to talk about religion to their friends
Yeah what's with people who get all in an evangelistic mood when they're trashed? That's so weird.
Posted by chuck | October 27, 2006 11:02 AM
Posted on October 27, 2006 11:02