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The fucktards keep rolling in

Coming soon to a student union near you....

What do you get when you cross an idiotic fundamentalist roadside preacher with a liberal college? FUCKTARDATION!

I swear these two groups feed on each other. There was a guy just like this on my college campus back in the day. He even did the over-exaggerated gestures and had the bat shit crazy wife walking around (although she never accused anybody of sticking a rectum in somebody's anus that I saw). Most of us would stop to watch (not unlike a car wreck) and then move on. But then there was that crowd of students who believed they had some kind of "knowledge" to drop on that fucknut. I don't know exactly what they wanted to accomplish. Using collegiate logic to argue against a traveling preacher (how do these guys get paid anyway?) is like using pussy against a eunich. Just doesn't work. Of course, that won't stop 'em from trying.

Thank you Ian for this most pious fucktard yet.

Comments (2)

mike:

BYAHHH!!! nice. a la Dave Chapelle ;)

Dan:

I remember one such idiot in late 2000, complete with a big wooden cross. He caused sufficient rioting that some student threw a brick at him. I don't recall seeing one at all in 2001. That struck me as odd, because we seemed to get about 2 or 3 a year.

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