Take everything you thought you knew about bat-shit crazy people and just throw it out the window. This lady trumps all. I've actually known about this site for awhile, but somehow or other it came up tonight. I don't know what's more fucked up, the fact people like this exist, or the fact there seems to be a market for photos of squirrels dressed up in military fatigues (I can only assume she sells a few of these because the site is at least a few years old).
Kelly Foxton is the person behind this clusterfuck. Gee why am I not suprised she's a wannabe side show country star? I think Sugarbush Squirrel is what happens when NASCAR loving/education hating rednecks from bumfuck Kentucky attempt to "be creative". Nevermind it looks like she's been some sort of poster girl for the military ever since "we won the big one", cos apparently, dressing a squirrel up in various military clothes will "boost the moral" of every US armed service person in the world. If you were curious as to what kind of person is still in the 'less than 30 percent' of Americans who support the war in Iraq...well, here ya go. Is it really any wonder Democrats seem to think they are "smarter" than Bush's constituency?
UPDATE: Oh holy shit I didn't notice this part:
"If you know of any American or allied soldiers overseas, whether it be in Iraq, Afghanistan, South Korea or any other place where we have peace keepers, who might like wallet size photos of Sugar Bush Squirrel 'The Military Mascot' to carry in their pockets with them, please email me their email addresses, where they can receive and print them out, and Sugar Bush will email each one of them one of her shots (in the military attire of his/her choice)."
Oh hell fuck yes Ryan McAnally is going to be getting an email from Sugar Bush Squirrel this week. This oughta be good.