Behold the latest in small fiscal security (you have to scroll down a bit after whacking that link):
Now if this ain't a textbook example of a solution in search of a problem, I don't know what is. Look at the description:
"The "Underwear / Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses"
As if there is a huge market of people who can't keep their fucking money out of site but quite commonly lay their shit-stained underwear out in plain view. To be fair, after spending a cumulative total of about 4 months in hotels last year, I have definitely left my fair share of bills out on the desk. Nevertheless, I don't recall a single time the maid service successfully stole my change.
If that weren't enough, check out the accessory. For a small premium, these people will send you what amounts to a little tube of shit. I'm curious as to what the "special ingredients" constitute. Actually on second thought, no I'm not.
Only $29.95 and you'll never have to worry about losing your change again!