ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED!! OMG DID YOU HEAR!
Jesus Aitch Christ it must be a slow news week when you can't swing a dead cat and not hit a story about the various facets of Anna Nicole Smith dying. I counted 6 stories on the frontpage of CNN about this. On top of that, I've gotten close to a dozen emails telling me to comment about it here. What the hell am I supposed to say about it?
Per Dave/Travis:
[11:11] feanor319: she is now the deity that governs weight fluctuations across multiple dimensions
[11:11] ZosoV101: haha
[11:11] ZosoV101: until Oprah crosses into outworld
[11:11] feanor319: True.