Welp, if one day I vanish and end up in prison, you'll know why. Seems as though if I have 500 readers (which according to my stats, I do, but don't ask me how the government expects to track that), I have to register like a lobbiest or go to jail. Whatever registering means. Don't get me wrong, I have no intention of censoring myself for the sake of appeasing some bullshit bill. But as far as I'm concerned, Senator David Vitter can just go choke on my left nut for even thinking of introducing this bill.