I've said it before and i'll say it again. This weather can choke on my left nut. We were told that this week would be warmer. Like lots warmer. 40-50 degrees perhaps. Instead, it's colder than a witch's tit and after just washing my car it decided to snow while I was at swimming. Fucking joy. Delilah has spent a good chunk of 2007 covered in salt and random snow shit so just once, I'd like it to go for more than a week without having shit all over her. I'm so happy I could shit.
In other news, Scooter Libby officially took the fall for higher ups. I can't help but think this cat could have blown the whistle on the whole shebang, so you know somebody somewhere told 'ol Libby if he opens his trap, Mrs. Libby and Scooter junior may end up having an unfortunate accident or something. I dunno, fuck, it basically happened on Prison Break last night. Now the democrats are all in a tizzy because they think Bush is going to pardon Libby. I'm taking a "wait and see" approach on that, but I'd say the smart money is on Bush letting things play out via appeals. No way he's gonna do anything that could potentially make it so the buck doesn't stop with Libby.
It also occured to me today after eating a club sandwich that was constructed with elements including a hard boiled egg and 1000 Island Dressing (the least masculine dressing of them all if you ask me) that we now live in times nobody could have possibly invented. Case in point: If I were to travel back to 1998 and have a conversation with myself about what life as an American is like in 2007, I would tell myself that we are fighting a "war" that 20% of the country actually agrees with, Britney Spears has proclaimed that she's the anti-christ, the terminator is the governor in California, a guy named "Scooter" took the fall for the vice president, more people voted for the winner of a karaoke themed game show than the sitting president and you can hear Huey Lewis sing Jacob's Ladder anytime you want from any computer connected to the internet in the world thanks to You Tube.
I'm also watching Ozzy Osbourne Don't Blame Me right now and it's making me realize how awesome of an album No More Tears was. Goddamn my kingdom for a slammin' Ozzy record now (none of this pussy-assed Ozzfest generation shit he'll no doubt put out).