In no particular order:
1). Finally procured a copy of Slingblade and subjected Megan to it. Went over well and I've succesfully made it one day of work without imitating Carl at work constantly.
2). It's May and not warm enough. Fuck
3). Saw Wicked this weekend. Impressive...my first musical in Chicago and my first time actually being exposed to the story. Pretty clever whoever wrote that.
4). It seems everybody in India gets a copy of some "get rich on the internet" book and has now tapped into a couple Google Groups I moderate. It also seems the people of India are convinced the entire economic balance of the Internet hinges on selling fake rolexes, hack software, and porn. The net result is a bunch of people with shitty useless affiliate websites posting: "I am starting (insert cheesy affiliate program) website. I would like learn of traffic. Can you tell me how to get links to make benefit of Google?". I was going to count how many times I told people "You are a retard, don't email the group again" but found it easier just to bounce their asses.
5. I have found a supercuts in the hood. Hair is no longer out of control
6. Some people aren't happy unless they are have a reasonably certain idea you aren't happy. When it becomes a zero sum game for them (and me), things get retarded. I have allowed too many of these people to be around over the course of my life. That ends today.
7. I am going to attempt an entirely vegetarian meal this Friday. Brace yourselves.
8. Beer on the Pier this weekend baby!