While he's been a subject of ridicule around the sausage for some time now, I happened across the store where he sells his wears. If you're in need of some threads that will peg you as the absolute pinnacle of trailer trash go ahead and pick up a "Team Warrior" long sleeve.
But the part I found most amusing was the FAQ. Specifically this little gem:
"*** Although Team Warrior America is a peacekeeping organization to inspire courageous and prejudiced, yet polite, defense of American Patriotism, all shirts bloodied due to ‘refreshing the tree of liberty’ are replaced free of charge. Two shirt replacement if Islamofascist blood. Place shirt in Ziploc bag and send to “Team Warrior America Tree of Liberty Blood Donor.” Include story of battle fought, Warrior Patriot’s name and address. New shirt to 'refresh' ships out immediately. "
So I think that means if you get in a fight with an Islamic person and blood gets on your Team Warrior shirt (and of course you'd be wearing your Ultimate Warrior shirt when roughing up arab people...why the fuck wouldn't you?), you get two free ones in the mail.
Between Chris Benoit and the Ultimate Warrior's Store Return Policy, I think we can go ahead and close the book on the question of whether or not steriods make people excessively violent.
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Hey Dave, what say we order the first warrior shirt, then we'll get some blood on it, and send him a story about terrorists or something to that matter, or a bar fight with some middle easterner trash talking america, or whatnot, then they'll send out two shirts, and then we can keep that trend going until all our friends are outfitted with warrior wear. Pretty sweet plan, huh?
Posted by Michael | August 7, 2007 2:19 AM
Posted on August 7, 2007 02:19