My hatred of Dane Cook has grown to new levels. First off, I never thought this guy was funny. He's a joke stealin, tight-jean wearin, lisp talkin, teetotalin' douche bag. And now I guess he's become some sort of emo rocker (yes, that song is Dane Cook singing). Who the fuck told this guy THIS was a good idea? @ least when Eddie Murphy ventured into music he got Rick James on board to make sure the song didn't suck. This sounds like Dane hired a 14 year old who just broke up with his first girlfriend to pen this audio cancer. The sad part is I know a chick who hangs onto every not-funny shit that comes out of this idiots mouth because she thinks he's hot. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that's probably why anybody likes him. His shows have to be like Morrissey concerts at this point, where all the straight men in the room are there because a girlfriend made them go. I seriously think I might start a campaign to get this idiot off the street and into the projectionist room at a movie theater where he belongs.
UPDATE: Wow I just realized this is the 3rd time Dane Cook has been Fucktard of the Week. I think this puts him in serious contention to be fucktard of the year.
Comments (2)
Yeah that Eddie Murphy stuff sure didn't suck
There's some things even Rick James couldn't keep from being shit
my girl likes to party all the time party all the time party all the time
repeat until blood starts oozing from ears, then four times more
Posted by Anonymous | September 18, 2007 4:54 PM
Posted on September 18, 2007 16:54
Hey I'm not saying it in fact WAS good, I'm just stating that at least he aligned himself with somebody who had historically not done-so-bad at this point.
That said, I'd take Eddie Murphy's shit over that emo-matic Dane Cook shit any day. While we're on it, I'd also take having my nuts cut off and thrown in a frying pan over having my nuts cut off and thrown in a kettle. Same kinda thing basically.
Posted by Dave McAnally | September 18, 2007 11:18 PM
Posted on September 18, 2007 23:18