Thought Sausage

OMFG I just fucking shot water out my mouth. Holy shit that was funny.

That's a guy? With the hair I couldn't tell.
Looks vaguely like a bris I saw on Desperate Housewives. Except without the little hats.

Heh, well after watching it a 3rd time, I finally saw what was happening, which was that lady bumped the stand and that's what jammed the mic in his mouth. Then it became kind of not-all-that funny anymore because I've had that exact same thing happen to me before (more than once sadly). Whenever we were playing a place where the "stage" was basically just a sectioned off part of the bar where the band gear was, you always ran the risk of a mosh pit (really? For IK?) breaking out and that happening. One time, I think it was in CR (East Side Maidrite maybe? I can't remember) we were playing and said pit began to break out and I took a SM 57 in the mouth (which is flat if you'll recall and isn't actually a vocal mic, but that's the way we rolled back then) and that knocked my front tooth out. That was all kindsa fun let me tell you.

was that the night that the XFL debuted? I think we were in a small bar in CR somewhere. good times... minus the mic thing (if that's where it was.

Hmmm...I remember that gig but that wasn't it..somewhere in the Czech Village. FUCK what was that band we were playing with on that run of shows...was one of the gigs Nebula 9 was booking if I recall.

Funny to note, I was actually in Cedar Rapids for the halloween ride not too long ago and I'd say maybe all but one of the clubs we used to play at are even open now. 3rd Street Live seems to be run by an entirely different crew now. Of course, this is not suprising whatsoever.

Then I'm glad I didn't make a Monica Lewinsky reference. Till now. Oops!

(I was recently informed that one of my neighbor ladies--who has a terrible sounding voice--developed that in the first couple years of her marriage. Apparently it had to do with improper use of the epiglottis. Use yer imagination!)