Wow..I'm already paying way more attention to this than I ever thought I would (thanks Sphinn!). Apparently that last post caught Michael Martinez's attention (I can only assume) and prompted him to write a massive diatribe on what a good SEO blog is. I'll circle back to this one more time and then I have like, real things to do.
Michael since you're obviously reading this, let me help you out a bit:
1. I couldn't give two shits and a rolling donut about where Thoughtsausage is showing up in the SERPs. In fact I've kicked around the idea of banning all crawlers from it and pulling it out of the Google index. 99.999% of the posts are on topics other than search and you can rest assured that will be the case for the forseeable future.
2. If you want to talk about basic blogging SEO, making the first 40+
characters of every title tag on your blog the same is pretty fucking weak.
3. Most "real" SEOs fly below the radar because they don't have time to
write 10,000+ words a day on various blogs, forums and mailing lists.
4. Real SEO's optimize real websites. Not to burst your bubble champ, but if you think I'm sitting around optimizing websites about sci fi bullshit and attempting to monetize via adsense and banners, you are woefully mistaken. Nope my days are spent working with websites that make more money online in a day than xena related shit has made in the past 3 years.
Sorry to everyone who has no clue what the hell this is all about...back to our normal schedule of finding phenomenally stupid shit on the web and talking about myself.