More 'wisdom of Roly' (talking about new bike):
[16:47] ZosoV101: this new bike...I put a computer on it that has a heart rate monitor
[16:47] fatsholo: cool
[16:47] ZosoV101: so I can ride in teh wind and see if its actually hard on me or if I'm just a pussy
[16:47] fatsholo: is pussy alert one of its warnings?
[16:47] ZosoV101: hahahaha
[16:47] ZosoV101: yeah you can set ranges
[16:47] fatsholo: nice
[16:47] ZosoV101: and it'll bitch at ya if you're not workin hard enough
[16:47] ZosoV101: I don't know what that means
[16:48] fatsholo: very good
[16:48] ZosoV101: if like an icon of a dick in somebody's ass comes up
[16:48] fatsholo: it means you are being gay and to peddle harder
[16:48] ZosoV101: haha
[16:48] fatsholo: exactly
[16:48] fatsholo: as long as you don't see the dick in the ass thing and think it must be time to pull over and party
[16:49] fatsholo: party = taking dick in the ass from some random passer by
[16:49] ZosoV101: HAHAHAHA
[16:49] ZosoV101: yeah I'm gonna have to post this