So, Jennifer Lopez has decided to do a triathlon. Awwwww that's cute and all. Well kinda, sorta not really. Fuck off.
The best part is that it's not even a full international distance (let alone a 70.3 or Ironman). It's an elongated sprint distance (it's really short in other words). I've never done a sprint (although it probably would be good fun), but if I did, rest assured my prepping wouldn't involve a blog, a photoshoot and an appearance on the Today Show where I bitch because people are more impressed by Michael Phelps. No, I'd probably just slam a couple beers and git 'r done.
Seriously, would somebody get this narcississitic bitch off my RSS reader and into a Taco Bell food assembly line where she belongs?
Comments (2)
wow... could she BE a more self-centered hose-beast? she's trying to stay relevant, and is failing at it.
I will say that watching the relays with phelps was exciting and actually made me somewhat nervous (mostly the 4x100 relay). I guess I'm somewhat biased being a former swimmer.
Posted by mike f. | August 19, 2008 12:33 PM
Posted on August 19, 2008 12:33
I couldn't agree more....did you hear about how she didn't even know his name? She referred to him as "that swimmer". She's just jealous because she's not allowed in pools, unless they are deeper than 10 feet. If the pool isn't 10 feet deep, her giant ass will splash all of the water out.
Posted by Danny G | August 19, 2008 1:52 PM
Posted on August 19, 2008 13:52