Well Ian wanted me to call out Dennis Clayson and his woefully uninformed treatise on UNI's athletics (University of Northern Iowa's football program doesn't provide value to the school? Really? Seriously? I'll be sure to remember that next time I'm in Cedar Falls and I see an alumni wandering around College Square in a UNI Economics Dept Jersey).
Well I was getting ready to dole a verbal bitchslap out on that subject, and then this came across my radar. I think you will all agree I made the right choice. I mean Christ Almighty, there's unique and then there's those things that are a reason you are alone in your cause:
Like seriously...there is nothing I can possibly add to this to make it any more tragic than it already is. The next time somebody tells you Europeans have a better taste in music, kindly point them to this abomination.
UPDATE: As it seems to be turning out, these guys are like some kind of Fucktard Event Horizon. Behold Van Canto performing their version of Metallica's Battery. Fair warning, you may want to make sure you don't have any sharp objects or anything that could be jammed in your ear within reach. I'm just sayin...
Comments (7)
HOLY SHIT
I seriously lol'd
ba-TAR-y, ba-TAR-y!
Posted by chuck | September 9, 2008 7:49 AM
Posted on September 9, 2008 07:49
Wir sind Van Canto
Posted by Kremer | September 9, 2008 9:26 AM
Posted on September 9, 2008 09:26
wow....i'm speechless. Those dudes ROCK!
Posted by danny g | September 9, 2008 3:08 PM
Posted on September 9, 2008 15:08
Heh, well if you ever need proof of the maxim "Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD" ...Van Canto has ya covered.
Posted by Dave McAnally | September 9, 2008 4:37 PM
Posted on September 9, 2008 16:37
They don't even come close to Rockapella:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuzc4jgwlT8
Posted by Project Matt | September 9, 2008 4:55 PM
Posted on September 9, 2008 16:55
This sounds like something Jeremy Stewart would have been into.
Jeremy: "Dude, this is fuckin' BAD-ASS!"
I like the sword in the video that captures lightning though. I want one of those.
Posted by Anonymous | September 9, 2008 10:08 PM
Posted on September 9, 2008 22:08
@Anonymous... you sir owe me a new keyboard. I just spit my Dr.Pepper all over it reading your comment. what makes it funnier is that I was thinking the same thing. crazy.
Posted by mike f. | September 10, 2008 3:32 PM
Posted on September 10, 2008 15:32