Jesus Don't Want me for a Sunbeam
After a discussion with Carson (aka Ian) this afternoon, it occured to me that I spend a disproportionate amount of time criticizing things on the left. While I never really thought of myself as a pro right wing person (I'm a no-wing kinda guy), I realized that I'm not helping my case.
Well folks the fact of the matter is that I never really bother talking about the fringe right because most of them are so whacked out of their god fearing, profiteer-war-having gords that, well quite honestly, I don't even know where to begin. At least with the fringe left, they make some attempt to base their positions in logic, which I can critique. But how do you argue with somebody who says abortion or stem cell research is wrong because their God (the same compassionate jehovah who ordered the death of all first born egyptian children in the fourth dynasty of egypt and called for the cannites to be wiped off the face of the earth...right after their women were "taken for wives"...that's RAPE in antiquity-talk) says each life is sacred? Or the republican senators in the southern states who say the homosexual agenda is undermining 'traditional family values' when their states consistently report the highest cases of domestic abuse in the country? Or is it really necessary for me to point out the inherent fallacies in the agenda of a party who, as little as 5 years ago had a speaker who praised a former segregationalist presidential candidate and said (in front of the country) that "maybe if (strom thurmond) were president, we wouldn't have all these problems we have today".
I do see some strategic logic in trying to base the war on terrorism somewhere other than America. How this is fair to Iraq is beyond me (as Saddam Hussein was actually somewhat good at keeping Al Qaeda out of his business since the Iraq/Iran war...not that saddam was a good person or anything). But as a lot of other people have pointed out, utilizing the war to leverage the fear vote when the majority of the country is opposed to the war not only doesn't work, but it furthers the inherent sense of distrust and suspiscion that has been dogging the current administration since 'the war on terra' began.
Nope, in all honesty, it just about gives me a migraine headache sinking down to the levels required to bitch about Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh (although I like the way he pronounces 'liberals', its like there's only one vowel..say it LIBRLS!) or Bill O'Reilly. The only sensible right wing people keep their mouths shut about social issues and pander more to economics. And at this stage of the game, even those people's "what the hell sensors" are going off every other week. They aren't out writing best selling books people my grandpa's age read because they are afraid of what 'the queers' are going to do to push AIDS to the forefront of the medical world next (as if Bill O'Reilly has the inside scoop).
So I just let those clowns do their thing. What the fuck am I going to say or do that anybody who would give me the time of day isn't already thinking/saying? Is there any post-copernican, post-freudian, post-darwinian person in the world who would pay attention to me that is afraid of the Lebanon-Israeli conflict because "that's when Jesus is going to come back"? If so, PM me and I'll set my arguments to "kindergarten". Until then, I figure most sane rational people don't need to hear one more rational person point out how idiotic this view is.
BUT-that's not to say I think the left is all peachy either. In fact, I know I've made that clear. Whoever doesn't have the power spends every ounce of energy trying to convince America that all their problems are caused by the other guy. Don't believe me? Look at the Clinton administration. Even though Newt was running his sideshow, the republicans would honestly have you believe that the reason America's economy was on the verge of a recession was because the president got his dick sucked by a hosebeast of an intern. Or if you son or daughter came out of the closet, it was because they were living under a "Sexually immoral" administration (god I wish I knew more gay people when the pundits were running that notion up the flagpole). Oh, and Clinton is late for every meeting. Even Larry King says so.
Nevertheless...I've decided to go an entire week of laying off the left and only criticizing (although its like picking on a retard) the cockammy bullshit the likes of Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, or Rumsfeld, Bush, 'Condi' or whatever get-jesus-or-die special interest group says (NOTE-it has to actually cross my radar...I'm not going out looking for these dipshits).
Pray Tell my Head doesn't explode.




